Who Are We
We are a bunch of zero waste (mostly), optimistic, utterly unemployable, Earth-loving misfits who still believe in Love. After hearing Earth is the only planet with chocolate we decided to have a good go at not messing the place up for our next generation.
Our Menu
Healthy Food Reimagined
3 categories solving the mysteries of feeding humanity whilst reuniting our community. Let's get busy chewing on delicacies so we have no energy left to disagree on what on Earth we are supposed to eat.
Do you want fries with that?
Sattvic (Mostly) (S)
Plant focussed wholesome deliciousness. Light, nourishing and digestible yet satiating.
Ideal for: midnight meditators, mystical temple dwellers and anyone leaning towards a clinically diagnosed messiah complex
Prime (P)
Animal-based, nutrient-dense power foods mostly avoid starches, sugars, seed oils and excess plant defence chemicals
Ideal for: hulk hogan, spiritual warriors, arctic adventurers and anyone looking to crawl back up after a dark night or two.
Decadent (D)
Shamelessly rich yet vegan as fck (mostly). When using Earth First ingredients who says you can't have chocolate cake for breakfast?
Ideal for: unapologetic self-lovers, intelligent indulgence experts and anyone trying to get over their ex.
Loved by Many
